Wednesday, September 30, 2009

55 - God hates us all - part 1..

"Born u were
certified u were
bookstores are for 'us'
free was the word for u
donations they asked 'us'
scholarships they gave u
IITs/NITs were a dream for 'us'
they were just some institutes for u
u too deserve
but when will they realise that
there are people who deserve more than u......"

DRDO is coming for placement to my college.. rather many public sector companies are coming for that matter.. NTPC is comin.. IOCL came and went off with a bunch.. there are basically 2 criteria for all these companies..
1. U have to be in the top 10..
2. Or u have to be in the top 2 of ur caste(SC/ST/OBC)..

all these candidates will be directly interviewed and selected based on performance.. although the usual trend is to take only the toppers.. when exceptional performance in the interview takes place..they might bend a little from their "so called" rule..
the funny thing is that they CONTRADICT themselves very badly.. the 2nd criteria doesnt necessarily match with the first criteria always.. the top 10 usually consists mostly of general candidates.. there are deserving candidates who even wont be interviewed in the first place whereas an indeserving candidate might be working at that company next year.. this policy of the indian public sector companies should stop.. either interview only the top 10 or interview all..
As a frustrated general candidate, i would like to say that "man..we have crossed through all these hardships.. u keep on increasing the quota.. decreasing our chances.. still we fight back.. how long do u expect us to be fighting.. ever heard of the word equality.. justice dude.. justice.."

P.S: u can check out my other 55s by clickin on 55 in the labels..
P.P.S: part 2 is gonna be dirty and filthy.. n it will be regarding the title..
P.P.P.S: check this piece of shit.. even if recession cant change them.. i dunno what will..
P.P.P.P.S: yugratna has been very inspiring.. u can chk this n this.. also this

25 comments:

vishal jindal said...

'but when will they realise that
there are people who deserve more than u......'

nw i can feel the sense of belongingness to the fraternity of not so ghissu (read- 10 pointers) engineers nationwide..

iocl has same rule everywhere..evn UOP has its own fancies..comes with no cgpa criteria..bt is humoured only 9 aboves..

equality...haha..wats dat??

awaiting part 2

nan said...

Do not forget the ISROs. Same bull shit everywhere ! And to top it all, looks like they want reservations in private sector as well :D. Let them have; we shall hang ! (No i mean there would we nothing left for us to do then)
Hail Indian Politicians and their god damn vote banks.

Neha said...

I did my graduation from a govt college...ppl with distinction missed out, but 45% reserved quota fells got the admission...this n similar crap everywhere dude...

btw, on a lighter note, write a 55ver on how to write so many post scripts..:)

ScarletTd1ar1es said...

uhhh... ok vishnu heres the deal. if u arent in the top ten u dont belong. period.

i m not tho n i really dont care. finally it cumes 2 yr technical knowledge thats all.

and yes, only focus on the HARD CASH. cuz, ur 1st pay cheq decides whats next. don wry abt the brand names as of now. thats jus techi cock n bull.

and as 4 sc/st, u really have no option so stop considering it.

cheers mahn

abd yea as 4 my last post, i re posted it cuz of some reasons thata all. the 2nd part will be out soon(hopefully). :P

☥ ѕωαмι ηανєєη said...

caste based reservation will be the downfall of this country ... but at the same time seats in management quota need to be abolished ...

Chriz said...

all the best for DRDO.. if at all you squeeze in to that two lists...

thanks for the comment on my post on ISRO's findings..

my take is completely on the humor end..

i saw ur comment on evan's page too.. :)

for ur kind information, i just wanna tell one more thing to you, the chandrayaan mission is very close to my heart cos my DAD is involved in it, and am a researcher too.. but I never show it out in my blog..

check this link to know more..

http://www.chronicwriter.com/2008/10/249the-secret-of-moon.html

Am glad that you understood the post where as a few first timers did not even understand that my take was a humorous outburst on the whole scenario

HaRy!! said...

hmm quota yes!! the only trouble is the resservation allocated to them is more than required...for example in our state for all the engineering seats the SC/ST seats allocated are 15 for a college whereas it only fills up 2-5, what happens to the rest of the seats?...thats a big grrrrrr... and now i didnt know it was knee bent in placement as well....crap..romba kastam po!

soin said...

free is the word for me and u know am a brahmin.. machi let them be as they are.. let them even give 100% reservation for them..who cares.. coz this is all a cycle.. at one point in history we brahmins ruled them.. and now they do the same.. so soon we will get back again.. its all a cycle..free

SiMbA tAgO said...

@ all ... i just have a single word .. may be too strong .... motherfucking bastards... yeah m seriously mad at those sick lickers..... and especially arj** sin** ..... dirty filthy ass .....

useless lame ......

we need to throw out this reservation.. or else
"rot in hell" .... that's what we deserve ....

Amar Mehta said...

true man ....reservation - the worst possible thing ....N the worst part being all these dumb SC ST ppl are even richer than the general guys and still get the advantage ....bull

Srivatsan said...

No way out...60 yearske ipdi azhutha....3000 years sc/st eh padikka vekaama pannaanga namma ancestors/community elders...athukaana result eh naama anubavikkanum...."eye for eye" seri thaananu neenga kekkalaam...but govt thaan ithe decide pannanum!!

Handicapped ah puranthutoamenu godlernthu doctor eh thitradha vittutu,epdi antha handicaplayum munneralaam,nalla vaazhalaamnu yosikka arambinga thala!Ithe padikkum poathu erichchal aaga seyyum,but reservation system maarina,innum panamlaam ekkachakkama velayadum..athuku ithuve paravala..!

Avada Kedavra said...

hey this was an awesome fiction 55.. really liked it.. "there are people who deserve more than u".. that's sooo true..

Vishnu said...

@vishal.. UOP too.. al most all are like that..

@nan.. lets not talk abt ISROs rite nw.. i hav already created a controversy.. but this quota for jobs has to stop.. private sector too?? gosh..

@neha.. actually was plannin to write 2 more post scripts.. reserved them for part 2.. lol..

@scarlet.. yea technical knowledge only matters.. but how can u prove urself if u r not allowed to sit in the interview itself.. n this post is abt the quota system.. instead of doing all this and giving them money finally.. y dont they give them money directly under some proper scheme..

Vishnu said...

@naveen.. totally agreed..

@chriz.. DRDO not possible thro ma coll placements.. will try the other way.. yeah not many had understood that.. a simple logic.. mokka podaravangalukku dan mokka puriyum.. lol..

@hary.. yeah n they keep on increasing.. romba kastam dan..

@soin.. ah cmon.. fighting fire with fire is non-sense..

@simba.. chill.. yup..esp the very person u told.. looks like part 3..

@amar.. the richer sc/st guys just add fuel to the fire..

@srivatsan.. jus assume that there is a blind guy.. but there is this possibility that his vision can be restored.. would that blind guy still prefer to be blind??

panam eppavum vilaiyadum..

@avada.. thank u very much.. glad that u liked it..

Srivatsan said...

I wanted to comment what soin commented..but i thought you may get irritated when i speak so free...
soin's comment is the only solution...we may realise it at older ages!:)

Guria said...

Hey, you have a tag or two over at MM, check 'em out, and do them if you want. :)

I just realized that even though I know you, this is probably my first time on your blog. Sorry. I will be more regular. I think I know you more because of reading your comments on several blogs! Sorry again, and hope to see you around. You'll be seeing me surely. :)

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Guria said...

Whoa! You have a really interesting blog! I swear I have no idea how I missed it...

Dyti Dawn said...

And what more...this reservation thing is actually very very discouraging, because at the end ur hard work just might not pay off...category ppl with 89 percentiles get calls from iims...sick.

Vishnu said...

@guria.. u know me better due to my comments at other blogs.. wow.. neways thanks for the follow..

@dyti..yea tht is sick..the post is jus many pple's frustration..

Naarya said...

the second criteria totally bowls me out. for that matter even the first one does. dont they conduct exams of their own? they just grab the ratta maaro mark banao group and go? they really trust the college so much that they think the toppers are all analytically and technically well prepared?????? :O :O :O :O :O disgusting..

Naarya said...

appidi patta oru company-la seraama irukkrathe mel...

Vishnu said...

@naarya.. those are one of the respectable jobs u can get.. n thts called a government job.. andha madiri companyla okara mudiyala nu dan feeling..

karan said...

post made me remember the lines my dad used t sing...

"ram chandra keh gaye siya se...
aisa kalyug aaega,
hans chugega(eat) dana dana.... kawa(crow) moti(pearl) khayega"...

reservation sucks!!!

Vishnu said...

lol.. thanks karan.. u reminded me that i still have a blog.. been too busy with the real life.. this virtual life is dead for the moment..

Visited your blog.. if this was the old me.. there would be comment on every post.. ur sketching is good mahn.. mind trying something totally abstract.. u should be able to get something from ur sketch.. but it shdnt be visible from the fisr glance is what i mean.. mr. srivatsan who has commented above maintains a cartoon blog.. u could check it out.. thanks again..