Friday, September 11, 2009

confessions of a dangerous mind

I'm feelin like a douche..2 reasons for y am feelin like this..

1.i forgot to vote for some1 in blog-a-tonic.. how pathetic am i.. even though u guys wont accept any lame excuses.. as a normal human being am supposed to give some excuses..
(i) i suck at decision making.. i somehow shortlisted it to 4 pple.. n then couldnt decide.. wen i procrastinated,i totally forgot abt it..
(ii) even if i had remembered.. i couldnt differentiate between ma fellow bloggers.. all r one and the same for me..lol..
am happy tht i participated and received all ur comments.. an applause to the winners IP n GOVIND..

2. the incident that happened yesterday..

as many would be knowing, the CAT forms were released a day b4 yesterday.. since we didnt want to die of getting squeezed by a literate crowd.. we didnt go for the first day.. went yesterday to axis bank to get the form.. there were a whole bunch of pple - the pink panthers who dont listen to pantera, the polka dot cheetahs and the ever lazy lions.. we jus got the voucher n nothin much happened there.. on the way back, the separatists got separated from the gang n came in a bus.. ma partner who is very fond of window(s) seats was enjoyin the view.. while i took 2 five rupee coins from ma pocket to get the tickets.. unfortunately each ticket cost rs.3 n the conductor asked for a 1 rupee coin.. we didnt have it..
so the conductor took advantage of the situation.. he did not give us the tickets.. instead whispered to me that "agar aayengae toh bol dena ki pichle stop mein hi chade the"..
meaning: he told to tell the ticket checking inspectors(if they come)that we got into the bus only in the previous stop.. sayin this he went to speak with the driver the next instant..
i left it there itself.. my fuckin conscience didnt prick me.. i was jus talkin with ma partner n suddenly he comes n gives us the ticket in a hurry.. before i could realise wat was going on.. another guy neatly dressed wearing tie and formals comes in n questions us..

kahan chade the (where did u get in)
pichle stop mein he (previous stop only)
jai stambh chowk mein chade nahi the kya tum log (didnt u get in at jai stambh square?)
nahi (no)

the guy asks every1 their ticket n it seems more than half of the people didnt hav their ticket.. writes some kinda complaint.. the conductor guy goes and pleads.. nothing fruitful is gonna happen for the conductor.. but a lot of fruitfulness for the country..

now ma guilty conscience is screwing me pretty bad.. is it destiny that we didnt have a single one rupee coin?? or was it a failure on ma behalf not to get a ticket from the conductor.. there is no doubt that he was corrupt.. but aint i corrupt here??

P.S: after we got down, ma partner said that the checkin inspector was travelling in the bus with us all the time.. n he thot tht he was a software professional.. wat do u know.. a checkin inspector who looks like a software pro..

P.P.S:i have never seen such strict measures so far.. not even in chennai..

P.P.P.S: being a laconic type of person.. i think this is ma longest post.. anandha kanneer..

12 comments:

soin said...

the partner gets very little mention about how good his observation were.and how intelligently he shut up when he realised that the software engg was a ticket inspector..he is the brown obama..oh and he is the only one to vote for you.. may i officially declare i will never sleep with you..am straight..

Kaka said...

@soin why are u so insecure????brown obama???did someone call u SK????:P....the partner intelligently shut up because apparently he has very good hindi commn skills...:)

soin said...

@kaka.. insecure?? are u a girl?? and for brown obama.. me and kuchi get it.. u need to see bruno to understand..i can say jai stambh in hindi well enough that you very much..

Kaka said...

i said u r insecure so u must be a girl..:)....also u can chod do baiya...too...

SiMbA tAgO said...

kaka :

m sure soin doesnt get this ....

soin care to explain wt u got from kaka's last comment ????????

VISHNU said...

@all.. thanks for converting ma commentbox into a fight club..plz continue.. (no sarcasm sign)

Sunny said...

ticket vangame emathitu ippadi oru build up ah...nadathu nadathu...

Kaka said...

@ kuchi was that sarcasm????

VISHNU said...

@suri.. this is wat is known as lateral thinkin.. mathi yosi..
@kaka..
i said no sarcasm.. continue since u guys are increasing the number of comments..

SiMbA tAgO said...

potta naaye vishnu...

comment increase panrathuku idhu oru sappa reason...

kanja pisnaari

Insignia said...

Are you guilty even now? You and the conductor were Partners in Crime aint it? :-P

VISHNU said...

@insignia.. a lil bit.. partners in crime?? a big word.. i still gave him the money.. wat i didnt do is i didnt force him to give a ticket..