Saturday, September 19, 2009

me the genius

i have discovered 2 methods of tackling 2 very common but different problems.. i have listed the problem and the solution below:

1. mosquito killer:

Q: what do u do when a mosquito has jus landed on the exposed part of ur body??

A: the normal person would straight away raise his/her hand trying to squish the mosquito the very instant he/she sees it.. but just count the number of times u hav succeeded.. i say the probability is very low.. so when u spot the mosquito, just observe it carefully to find out whether it has already started sucking blood.. if it has.. now is the time.. give a big whaaaam.. or else.. jus wait a few secs for it to settle down n then whaam.. the mosquito always escapes wen it has not settled down..

2. tangle tangle

Q: how to keep your earphones untangled?

A: this is such an irritation.. everytime u take your earphones from ur pocket.. u find them to be tangled in the worst possible way.. but due to our high patience and our love for music.. we do the reverse tangle and start listenin to music everytime.. the solution is to tie a knot between the 2 ear plugs.. this works for me.. or better jus put it tangled while puttin into ur pocket..am sure ur rough trip shd do the reverse tangle inside your pocket.. solution 2 is still under research..

P.S: am even plannin to get 2 US patents for these.. and i wont share it with anyone..:)

P.P.S: y is it that only US grant patents??..even though the definition of a patent states tht it can be granted by any national government.. hmmm..

14 comments:

soin said...

coz ur an arsehole.. theres a intellectual property office in chennai.. you can patent there..and mosqie on exposed part?? clarify..free

VISHNU said...

@soin.. that is total shit.. no1 even gives a damn abt tht.. if u can name some good patents from india.. exposed part or the skin.. no doobla-entendre..

SG said...

Nice post Vishnu. Nowadays, if it has already been not invented, you can get a patent for anything.

Naveen kumar said...

according to the law of entropy .. disorder can only increase in a closed system .. therefore i doubt solution 2 would work

Insignia said...

People are patenting everything and anything. You have a pretty good chance. All the best!

VISHNU said...

@naveen.. lol..
@ sg n insignia.. jus tryin to leave an impression on this world after i die.. lol..

Bharathi said...

I want to kill mosquito before it bites me :-( any better suggestions.

evanescentthoughts said...

hahaha.. good ideas from the genius.. get them patented :) btw I have a tag for you at my site..

nandita! said...

idea one! excellent..wait till d mosquito gets settled.. hehe..giv it time to spread malaria and chicken guniea(its called so in kerala)!

idea two! i have a question.. my earphones does not tangle..they form knots.. so what should i do to de-knot them?! :P

and abt patents.. every country grants patents.. india has four patent offices and some of the best and world famous pharmaceutical patents have been granted by india! It's not just US! They have a monopoly though!And our IP law is one of the best in the world!

Vishnu said...

@ bharathi.. we are using electric bats.. but not much of an use u see.. mosquitoes have bcum so evovled that they are escapin thro the gaps in the bat..

@ avada.. if they accept my proposition..

@ nandita.. lol.. tangling and forming knots.. all are the same.. same solution..
thanks 4 the info..

Naarya said...

nee romba arivaaliya irukkiye.....engineering padikkriya??? athaan ivalo mooLai unakku.... adutha varusham gyaanakoppai unakku thaan :P

Vishnu said...

@naarya.. arivaaliya?? thank u thank u.. neways my mrks dont say tht.. ya good ol engineering only.. gyaanakoppai ennaku dan coz i'll b finishin engineering..

Srivats said...

Here from Gils blog, this is hilarious! yes I get the tangling this all the time :) would try ur first approach , your blog is happening man!

Vishnu said...

oh.. thanks for the visit and comments.. jus my usual mokka.. if u hav time u can check out my other mokka too..