Scenario 1
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and
they start arguing about who's right. You are in Kolkata
Scenario 2
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks
on. That's Mumbai
Scenario 3
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & tries to make
peace. The first two get together & beat him up. That's Delhi
Scenario 4
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and
quietly opens a chai-stall. That's Ahmedabad.
Scenario 5
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes he writes a software
program to stop the fight. But the fight doesn't stop b'cos of a bug
in the program. That's Bangalore
Scenario 6
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and
quietly says that "AMMA" doesn't like all this nonsense. Peace comes
in. That's Chennai.
Scenario 7
Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their
friends on mobile. Now 50 guys are fighting. You are DEFINITELY IN
HARYANA.
MAIL 2:
This was the title.. " People with weak heart don’t see….plzzzzz :(((" when i see titles like these.. i directly delete the mail.. but my mouse wasnt obeying my commands.. the mail opened.. and i was surprised not to see any brutal images.. but instead saw this..
Festival | Date | Day |
SANKRANTI | 14-Jan-2010 | Thursday |
REPUBLIC DAY | 26-Jan-2010 | Tuesday |
MILAD-UN-NABI | 27-Feb-2010 | Saturday |
UGADI | 16-Mar-2010 | Tuesday |
GOOD FRIDAY | 02-Apr-2010 | Friday |
MAY DAY | 01-May-2010 | Saturday |
INDEPENDENCE DAY | 15-Aug-2010 | Sunday |
KUTUB-E-RAMZAN | 10-Sep-2010 | Friday |
GANESH CHATURTHI | 11-Sep-2010 | Saturday |
GANDHI JAYANTI | 02-Oct-2010 | Saturday |
VIJAYA DASHAMI / DASSHERA | 17-Oct-2010 | Sunday |
DEEPAVALI / BALI PADYAMI | 05-Nov-2010 | Friday |
BAKRID | 17-Nov-2010 | Wednesday |
MOHORRAM | 17-Dec-2010 | Friday |
CHRISTMAS | 25-Dec-2010 | Saturday |
16 comments:
this aint funny.. its downright depressing..bastard do you realise we might be working next year??and ha dussera on my bday..nice..free
he he yeah i saw similar kind of email and then thought shud i tak a look or no...but partha...goyala!! anyways not applied to me does it! he he...abt the mail 1...kastama da..."AMMAAAA"
HaRy
nice way to keep your blog going. I enjoyed.
@soin.. mixed emotions.. thitavum seiyura.. nice num solra..
@hary.. nan poruppu illai.. enga mokkai ellam idhoda better..
@bharathi.. thank u.. something for my readers to read and hav a good laugh at..
omg...all holidayz gone with the winds.....
yup.. too bad..
Oops, I enjoyed it. Esp the Bangalore part. :-P
one thing i like in this is - chennaiites r the only ones bringing peace.. gethu la naanga!!
reg holidays - i feel its ok this way.. last sem of my coll life, dont wanna miss many days...
Lol....but yeah the second one is depressing. :P
I tto don't even get so many holidays. :(
Cheers
haryana guys mocked at :(
Nice one. Enjoyed reading.
LOLZ!!!!!
awesome read :P
ROFL @ quietly opens a chai stall :P
btw which of the above categories do u fall into? :P
Annie.
@insignia.. every1 likes their own city..
@priyadarshini.. i know.. thts y i posted..
@bondgal.. yup.. nothin we could do abt it.. guess more bunks..
@vishal.. every1 is being mocked at.. not only haryana.. jus a joke.. nothin serious..
@sg.. thanks sg.. as bharathi said.. its jus a way to keep going..
@annie.. hope u had a good laugh.. am from chennai.. and the chennai description is something i would hav done ;)..
that was seriously good mokkai :) pls keep wrting
hehehe.. the forwards were really funny :))) thanks for sharing them
@srivats.. thanks.. time is the problem..
@avada.. time crunch has forced me to post fwds.. neways thanks..
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