Friday, November 6, 2009

mokka mohan

got these 2 as mail.. so jus sharing.. this is all i can do with my hectic schedule.. do promise to come back and complete the unfinished posts.. for the time being, hav a good laugh people..


MAIL 1:

Scenario 1
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and
they start arguing about who's right. You are in Kolkata

Scenario 2
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks
on. That's Mumbai

Scenario 3
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & tries to make
peace. The first two get together & beat him up. That's Delhi

Scenario 4
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and
quietly opens a chai-stall. That's Ahmedabad.

Scenario 5
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes he writes a software
program to stop the fight. But the fight doesn't stop b'cos of a bug
in the program. That's Bangalore

Scenario 6
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and
quietly says that "AMMA" doesn't like all this nonsense. Peace comes
in. That's Chennai.

Scenario 7
Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their
friends on mobile. Now 50 guys are fighting. You are DEFINITELY IN
HARYANA.

MAIL 2:

This was the title.. " People with weak heart don’t see….plzzzzz :(((" when i see titles like these.. i directly delete the mail.. but my mouse wasnt obeying my commands.. the mail opened.. and i was surprised not to see any brutal images.. but instead saw this..

Festival
Date
Day
SANKRANTI
14-Jan-2010
Thursday
REPUBLIC DAY
26-Jan-2010
Tuesday
MILAD-UN-NABI
27-Feb-2010
Saturday
UGADI
16-Mar-2010
Tuesday
GOOD FRIDAY
02-Apr-2010
Friday
MAY DAY
01-May-2010
Saturday
INDEPENDENCE DAY
15-Aug-2010
Sunday
KUTUB-E-RAMZAN
10-Sep-2010
Friday
GANESH CHATURTHI
11-Sep-2010
Saturday
GANDHI JAYANTI
02-Oct-2010
Saturday
VIJAYA DASHAMI / DASSHERA
17-Oct-2010
Sunday
DEEPAVALI / BALI PADYAMI
05-Nov-2010
Friday
BAKRID
17-Nov-2010
Wednesday
MOHORRAM
17-Dec-2010
Friday
CHRISTMAS
25-Dec-2010
Saturday

16 comments:

soin said...

this aint funny.. its downright depressing..bastard do you realise we might be working next year??and ha dussera on my bday..nice..free

HaRy!! said...

he he yeah i saw similar kind of email and then thought shud i tak a look or no...but partha...goyala!! anyways not applied to me does it! he he...abt the mail 1...kastama da..."AMMAAAA"

HaRy

Bharathi said...

nice way to keep your blog going. I enjoyed.

Vishnu said...

@soin.. mixed emotions.. thitavum seiyura.. nice num solra..

@hary.. nan poruppu illai.. enga mokkai ellam idhoda better..

@bharathi.. thank u.. something for my readers to read and hav a good laugh at..

SaM WitWicky said...

omg...all holidayz gone with the winds.....

Vishnu said...

yup.. too bad..

Insignia said...

Oops, I enjoyed it. Esp the Bangalore part. :-P

priyadharshini said...

one thing i like in this is - chennaiites r the only ones bringing peace.. gethu la naanga!!
reg holidays - i feel its ok this way.. last sem of my coll life, dont wanna miss many days...

bondgal_rulz said...

Lol....but yeah the second one is depressing. :P

I tto don't even get so many holidays. :(

Cheers

vishal jindal said...

haryana guys mocked at :(

SG said...

Nice one. Enjoyed reading.

IcE MaiDeN said...

LOLZ!!!!!
awesome read :P
ROFL @ quietly opens a chai stall :P

btw which of the above categories do u fall into? :P

Annie.

Vishnu said...

@insignia.. every1 likes their own city..

@priyadarshini.. i know.. thts y i posted..

@bondgal.. yup.. nothin we could do abt it.. guess more bunks..

@vishal.. every1 is being mocked at.. not only haryana.. jus a joke.. nothin serious..

@sg.. thanks sg.. as bharathi said.. its jus a way to keep going..

@annie.. hope u had a good laugh.. am from chennai.. and the chennai description is something i would hav done ;)..

Srivats said...

that was seriously good mokkai :) pls keep wrting

evanescentthoughts said...

hehehe.. the forwards were really funny :))) thanks for sharing them

Vishnu said...

@srivats.. thanks.. time is the problem..
@avada.. time crunch has forced me to post fwds.. neways thanks..