me: my parents were forcing me n plus i needed u very badly..
me wife: y dont u pay some attention to my sister then??
me: taking care of u itself is a big achievement.. how can i pay heed to ur sister too..
me wife: she is also an integral part of me..
me: what can i do about that?? ur dad didnt tell me that it was a package deal..
me wife: u knew that it was a package deal.. didnt u?? but still u r betraying my sister..
me: ya i knew.. i love only u n i dont love your sister.. n there is nothin u can do about it..
all right u dirty minds.. this imaginary conversation is dedicated to all those who criticise me for listening to too much music on my mobile and to all those who say that i dont make calls n only send SMSs..
in case u didnt understand, all the characters are listed below:
me - obviously me..
me wife - my mobile
me wife's sister - my airtel sim card
me wife's dad - univercell showroom in chennai
P.S: dont forget to press CTRL+A after reading the post..